2016高考英語閱讀復習 語言幽默
明天就要高考了，今天小編準備了一些比較有代表性的高考英語閱讀理解題給大家考前練練手，希望可以幫助同學們在高考前盡快找到自己的做題狀態。
語言幽默
高考曾用材料：2010陜西卷完形填空
選材相似度：★★★★
設題相似度：★★★
難度系數：★★★★
The nurse approached him，smiling.“The labor is going great，” she said.“wouldn't you like to come in?”
“Oh，no.” The man shook his __1__.
The nurse __2__ the mother's side，and the labor progressed __3__.As the birth neared，the nurse returned to the man，now __4__ frantically in the hall.“She's doing so well，” she __5__ him.“Wouldn't you like to at least come in and see her?”
The man seemed to __6__ slightly，then shook his head again.“No，no，I couldn't do that.” He jingled car keys in his sweaty __7__ and restarted his pacing.
The nurse went back into the __8__ and coached Mom's great efforts in pushing the baby into the __9__.As the baby's head began to appear，the nurse raced to the hall，__10__ the man by his elbow，and __11__ him to the bedside saying，“You have got to see this!”
At that very moment，the baby boy was born __12__ placed on the stomach of the mother whose happy smile __13__ through her tears.The man began to __14__ openly.Turning to the nurse，he sobbed.“You were right! This is the greatest __15__ in my life!”
By now，the nurse，too，was __16__.She put her arms around him，and he rested his __17__ on her shoulder.She said，“No one should __18__ the birth of their son.”
“This isn't my son，” the man sobbed.“This isn't __19__ my wife.I've never seen her before in my life.I was just bringing the car __20__ to my fellow across the hall!”
Notes：
frantically adv.煩躁地�、趈ingle vt.使發出叮當聲
【語篇解讀】 本文是一篇幽默故事。一位母親正在產房生產，男子在門外徘徊。護士跑出來叫男子進產房，可是男子一次次拒絕進入。當孩子出生時，護士再也忍不住了，把男子拖進產房�？墒悄凶痈嬖V護士，他不是孩子的父親，那女子也不是自己的妻子，他是來醫院給同事送車鑰匙的。
1.A.hand B.head C.arm D.body
答案 B [聯系空前的“Oh，no.”可知，對于護士的要求， 男子搖頭拒絕了。]
2.A.approached B.returned toC.examined D.stood by
答案 B [聯系下文可知，護士離開產婦來找男子，讓他到產房內，因此在男子拒絕后她又回到產婦身邊。]
3.A.smoothly B.quicklyC.carefully D.lately
答案 A [聯系下文的“She's doing so well”可知，產婦這邊的進展很順利。]
4.A.waiting B.pacing C.lying D.sleeping
答案 B [聯系下文可知，男子一直在大廳里等著，現在他變得很煩躁，因此他在大廳里來回走著。A有一定的干擾性，聯系下文的“restarted his pacing”可以排除A。]
5.A.warned B.greeted C.examined D.assured
答案 D [空前的“She's doing so well”是護士安慰男子的話，因此說她想讓他放心，即assured him。]
6.A.smile B.wait C.hesitate D.suffer
答案 C [聯系空后的“slightly”可知，當護士讓男子進入房間的時候，他對是否進去稍微猶豫了一下。]
7.A.pocket B.palm C.leg D.face
答案 B [空前的“jingled car keys”的意思是“晃動車鑰匙，使之發出叮當聲”，因此此時車鑰匙應是在他的掌心。]
8.A.room B.hall C.office D.house
答案 A [聯系空前的“The nurse went back into”以及空后的“coached Mom's great efforts”可知，護士又跑回了房間。]
9.A.world B.bed C.arms D.pool
答案 A [聯系空前的“pushing the baby into”可知，這位婦女在生小孩，因此說護士幫助她努力把孩子帶到這個世界。]
10.A.shook B.congratulatedC.grabbed D.welcomed
答案 C [聯系空后的“by his elbow”可知，此時護士著急了，她一把抓住男子的胳膊，拉他進入屋內。]
11.A.helped B.led C.moved D.dragged
答案 D [聯系上文的“grabbed the man by his elbow”可知，護士抓住他的胳膊，因此此處用dragged表達了護士的著急，也表達了不等男子說話，他就被拖進屋內的情形。]
12.A.so B.and C.but D.or
答案 B [“was born”與“(was) placed on the stomach of the mother”為并列關系，因此用and 。]
13.A.shone B.hid C.got D.went
答案 A [聯系空前的“happy smile”和空后的“through her tears”可知，她的淚水中閃耀著幸福的微笑。]
14.A.laugh B.smile C.cry D.sob
答案 D [聯系下文的“Turning to the nurse，he sobbed.”可知，男子不是笑了，而是哭了。]
15.A.day B.place C.moment D.baby
答案 C [聯系上下文可知，男子也覺得孩子的出生是他一生中最偉大的時刻。]
16.A.happy B.moved C.tearful D.interested
答案 C [聯系上下文可知，護士也淚流滿面。B有一定的干擾性，聯系空前的too可以排除B，因為男子不是因為感動，而是因為委屈。]
17.A.hands B.head C.arms D.clothes
答案 B [從空前的“She put her arms around him”可知，男士把頭靠在護士的肩膀上。]
18.A.miss B.watch C.give D.have
答案 A [聯系上文護士的舉動可知，護士覺得任何人都不應該錯過看著自己兒子出生的這一刻。]
19.A.even B.ever C.still D.yet
答案 A [even表達程度的加深，那孩子不是“我”的兒子，甚至那女子也不是“我”的妻子。]
20.A.permits B.seats C.glass D.keys
答案 D [聯系上文“He jingled car keys in his sweaty palm”可知，他是來給朋友送鑰匙的。]
維B1 閱讀理解(每題2分，滿分分)
選材網站：www.princeton.edu/oip
高考曾用材料：2008遼寧卷C篇
選材相似度：★★★★
設題相似度：★★★
難度系數：★★★
The Davies were invited to Christmas drinks at a hotel once.They left their car in the carpark outside and went in.Mr.Davies was proud of the fact that he never got drunk，so he was careful not to drink too much，in spite of his host's attempts to press more and more on him.
During the party，Mrs.Davies found she had forgotten to bring a handkerchief，so she asked her husband to go out to the car and get her one.He did so，but on his way back，he heard a car horn blowing in the carpark.Thinking someone might be in trouble，he went over to the car from which the noise was coming.He found a small black bear sitting in the driving seat and blowing the horn.
When Mr.Davies got back to the party，he told people about the black bear，but of course they did not believe him and thought he was drunk.When he took them out to the carpark to show them that he was serious，he found the car with the bear in had gone.
There were so many jokes about Mr.Davies's black bear during the following days that he at last put an advertisement in the local paper，“Will anybody who saw a black bear blowing a horn in a car outside the Central Hotel at about 7 p.m. on Christmas Day please phone...”
Two days later a Mrs.Richards phoned to say she and her husband had left their pet bear in their car outside the Central Hotel for a few minutes that evening and that it was quite possible that he had been blowing the horn.Mrs.Richards did not seem to think there was anything strange about that.“It likes blowing car horns，”she said，“and we don't mind as long as we are not actually driving the car.”
【語篇解讀】 本文為記敘文。Davies夫婦應邀參加酒會。Davies先生出去為妻子取手帕時聽見汽車喇叭在響，于是去看個究竟，發現是一只熊在按喇叭。他返回酒會后向人談及，卻被人誤解為他已經喝醉，之后登廣告才澄清事實，“沉冤得以昭雪”。
1.What was Mr.Davies careful of during the party?
A.Not drinking too much.
B.Not facing the black bear.
C.Not getting pressed by the host.
D.Not forgetting his wife's handkerchief.
答案 A [細節理解題。第一段最后一句提示選A。]
2.Why did Mr.Davies go to the car from which came the noise?
A.He wanted to see the bear.
B.He thought he might help one in need.
C.He wanted to check whose bear it was.
D.He thought the bear was in trouble.
答案 B [細節理解題。第二段第三句有“Thinking someone might be in trouble”的明確提示選B。]
3.What did Mr.Davies put the advertisement for?
A.He wanted to find the bear.
B.He wanted to prove he was not drunk.
C.He planned to make a joke.
D.He hoped to make friends with the bear.
答案 B [推理判斷題。因為被人嘲笑，不得不登廣告來找到那只熊來證明自己的清白。A選項有一定的干擾性， 但找到熊不是目的而是手段。]
4.Which of the following will serve as the best title of the passage?
A.A Bear Blowing a Car Horn
B.A Christmas Party with a Bear
C.A Man Never Gets Drunk
D.A Couple in a Christmas Party
答案 A [主旨大意題。B選項可以比較容易排除，因為該故事中的bear并未參加酒會。C選項干擾性很大，但文章的標題用A Man Never Gets Drunk只表示Davies對喝酒的自控能力，沒有提及因為熊按喇叭引起的誤會。D選項只指一對夫婦參加酒會的事，沒有談及酒會上的插曲。]
維B2 閱讀理解(每題2分，滿分8分)
選材網站：http：//www.techeye.net/science
高考曾用材料：2010浙江卷C篇
選材相似度：★★★★
設題相似度：★★★
難度系數：★★★★
Whether you depend on your bike for transportation (交通) or exercise，you'll enjoy these fun facts on this twowheeled vehicle (車輛).
* In 1817，Karl von Drais from Germany invented a horseless carriage that would help him get around faster.The machine became known as the “draisine”，and led to the creation of the modern bicycle.
* The term “bicycle” was not introduced until the 1860s，when it was created in France to describe a new kind of twowheeler.
* Fred A.Birchmore circled the globe by bicycle at the age of 25 in 1935.The whole trip covered forty thousand miles.He rode about 25,000 miles and wore out seven sets of tires (輪胎).
* There are over a half billion bicycles in China.They are the most common means of transportation.Bikes were first brought to China in the late 1800s.
* About 100 million bicycles are made worldwide each year.
* Americans use their bicycles for less than one percent of all city trips.Europeans bike in cities a lot more often—in Italy 5 percent of all trips are on bicycle,30 percent in the Netherlands，and seven out of eight Dutch people over age 15 have a bike.
* The Tour de France is one of the most famous bicycle races in the world.Established in 1903，it is considered to be the biggest test of endurance (耐久力) out of all sports.Lance Armstrong，an American cyclist，is the only man to have won seven titles (1999—2005) after surviving cancer.
* Bicycle Moto Cross (BMX)，an extreme style of bicycle track racing，became a sport in the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing，China.Maris Strombergs，from Latvia，received
the gold medal for Men's BMX，and Anne Caroline Chausson，from France，took home the gold in the first Women's BMX Olympic event.
【語篇解讀】 本文為說明文。自行車是我們生活中常見的交通工具。你了解有關自行車的趣事嗎?
1.The passage is written mainly to ________.
A.tell an interesting story
B.tell us the history of the bicycle
C.encourage more people to ride bicycles
D.introduce some interesting facts about the bicycle
答案 D [推理判斷題。文章開篇點明了寫作目的：介紹有關自行車的趣事。]
2.Who use the bicycle least according to the passage?
A.Chinese. B.Americans.
C.Italians. D.Dutch people.
答案 B [細節理解題。根據文中所列的第四點和第六點可以看出美國人騎自行車的比例最小，不到百分之一。]
3.What can be learned from the passage?
A.Karl von Drais invented the modern bicycle.
B.Fred A.Birchmore was the first to go around the world.
C.Anne Caroline Chausson won seven titles of the Tour de France.
D.Maris Strombergs won the first Men's BMX Olympic event.
答案 D [細節理解題。根據文中所列舉的第一點、第三點和最后兩點可知，Karl von Drais發明了一種叫draisine的機器，它是現代自行車的前身;Fred A.Birchmore在25歲時騎行全球，并未提到他是不是第一個環行全球的人：Maris Strombergs和Anne Caroline Chausson分別獲得小輪車成為奧運會比賽項目后的第一屆男女冠軍：是Lance Armstrong戰勝癌癥后獲得環法自行車賽的七個獎項，故D項正確。]
4.From the passage，we know that the author ________.
A.owns a bicycle shop
B.is good at riding a bike
C.has a rich knowledge of the bicycle
D.has taken part in the Tour de France
答案 C [推理判斷題。文章給讀者介紹了許多有關自行車的趣事，由此可看出作者這方面知識豐富，故選C項。]
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